Gua Yang Anti-Tayar Celup / Tayar Toreh

Ni lah akibatnya apabila terlanggar tayar lori celup yang pecah dan melintang kat tengah highway di waktu malam yang gelap... Hancur bumper Gua....

Sekarang pakai bumper hitam je dulu.. Tunggu gaji baru nak gi spray...

Anai-Anai Juga Mempunyai Hati Yang Kudus

Gua ingat lagi, semasa zaman duduk rumah sewa dulu, Rok aka Faozan pernah berkata:

"Jangan dimarah akan anai-anai itu.. Kerna anai-anai juga mempunyai hati yang kudus"

Sungguh mendalam kata-kata si Rok ni...Walaupun pada hakikatnya, geran moto Yamaha 100 Sport kepunyaan Rok telah hancur dimakan anai-anai yang menyerang bawah katil Rok... Album gambar Gua zaman belajar kat SMKJ, MRSM sampai la UTM pun habis hancur dimakan anai-anai...

Baru-baru ni, apabila stor rumah Gua di Subang Galaxy diserang anai-anai, tak semena-mena kata-kata Rok terngiang-ngiang semula di telinga Gua... Tapi ini sudah lebih.. Takkan dek kerana mengenangkan hati anai-anai yang kudus itu, Gua sanggup membiarkan rumah Gua runtuh disebabkan serangan anai-anai tersebut...

Dengan penuh tekad, Gua pergi ke kedai hardware terdekat, dan membeli racun anai-anai yang boleh diketegorikan tahap racun merbahaya juga. Gua suruh Bibik Gua clearkan stor rumah Gua dan bermulalah operasi meracun anai-anai di kawasan-kawasan yang dikenalpasti diserang koloni anai-anai tersebut...

Esoknya, banyak jugak Gua tengok anai-anai tergolek kat celah-celah bucu rumah Gua... Harap-harap tahan la setahun dua, sebelum Gua terpaksa melaksanakan lagi operasi seterusnya... Kepada jiran-jiran, jangan gelakkan Gua... Kalau rumah Gua ada anai-anai tu, maknanya rumah korang pun tak terkecuali la jugak...

Spiked Bracelet

Dulu masa muda-muda, teringin nak beli spiked bracelet ni... Tapi zaman belajar masa tu, duit cukup makan untuk sebulan ngan isi minyak moto je... Beli CD kat Jimbo pun hutang...tunggu scholarship masuk baru bayar...

Baru-baru ni Gua jumpa spiked bracelet ni yang sememangnya tidak akan mencederakan sesiapa seandainya tergesel kat muka sapa sapa time moshing kat pit.. Cuma kalau Jeryzon nampak ni, mesti dia marah kat Gua...Sebab bracelet ni kaler pink dan ada LED lagi tu... Budak-budak Techno boleh la pakai...

Dulu Dan Kini

Dulu-dulu, dia ni lah Menteri Pembangunan Wanita Dan Masyarakat..

Lepas pencen jadi menteri sebab banyak sangat kes AP bagi kat anak menantu, dia ni pulak dapat jadi Menteri Pembangunan Wanita Dan Masyarakat

Lepas terpalit dengan kes penyelewengan duit pinjaman kerajaan sebanyak RM250 juta untuk projek NFC yang dipengerusikan oleh suaminya, Dia ni pulak jadi Menteri Pembangunan Wanita Dan Masyarakat...

Kah..Kah..Kah... Berminggu-minggu la Tukartiub akan gelak bergolek-golek...

Euro 2012

Gua support Germany... Gua akan beli jersey Gemany lepas ni...Satu group pulak tu ngan Belanda ngan Portugal... Conflict lagi la Gua ngan Rok aka Faozan Zawawi yang tegar dengan Belandanya...

To My Beloved Mom

Dedicated to my lovely Mom... Hajjah Jaharah Binti Mohamad and also my Mother's In Law, Hajjah Siti Norazizan Binti Shd Abdullah... I love you, Mom..



Number One For Me

i was a foolish little child
crazy things i used to do
and all the pain i put you through
mama now i'm here for you


for all the times i made you cry
the days i told you lies
now it's time for you to rise
for all the things you sacrificed


oh, if i could turn back time rewind
if i could make it undone
i swear that i would
i would make it up to you


mum i'm all grown up now
it's a brand new day
i'd like to put a smile on your face every day
mum i'm all grown up now
and it's not too late
i'd like to put a smile on your face every day


and now i finally understand
your famous line
about the day i'd face in time
'cause now i've got a child of mine


and even though i was so bad
i've learned so much from you
now i'm trying to do it too
love my kid the way you do


oh, if i could turn back time rewind
if i could make it undone
i swear that i would
i would make it up to you


oh, if i could turn back time rewind
if i could make it undone
i swear that i would
i would make it up to you


mum i'm all grown up now
it's a brand new day
i'd like to put a smile on your face every day
mum i'm all grown up now
and it's not too late
i'd like to put a smile on your face every day


you know you are the number one for me
you know you are the number one for me
you know you are the number one for me
oh, oh, number one for me


you know you are the number one for me
you know you are the number one for me
you know you are the number one for me
oh, oh, number one for me


there's no one in this world that can take your place
oh, i'm sorry for ever taking you for granted, ooh
i will use every chance i get
to make you smile, whenever i'm around you
now i will try to love you like you love me
only god knows how much you mean to me


oh, if i could turn back time rewind
if i could make it undone
i swear that i would
i would make it up to you


mum i'm all grown up now
it's a brand new day
i'd like to put a smile on your face every day
mum i'm all grown up now
and it's not too late
i'd like to put a smile on your face every day


mum i'm all grown up now
it's a brand new day
i'd like to put a smile on your face every day
mum i'm all grown up now
and it's not too late
i'd like to put a smile on your face every day


the number one for me
the number one for me
the number one for me
oh, oh, number one for me

Skinhead Bawak Porsche

Kalau anak orang kaya, pakai Porsche, jadik skinhead.. Memang rosak scene... Bapak skinhead kat JPM, jadi menteri undang-undang... Anak, jadi skinhead kat Kondo Mewah je... Nak belasah Pak Guard...Low Standard Skinhead....